Upload the evidence
Send one clear room photo. We clock the clutter, the layout, and every confused decor decision.
Brutal honesty. Better spaces.
GET A FREE ROAST SCORE. LEAVE WITH A ROOM PLAN.
Upload one room photo for a funny, useful verdict. Upgrade to the $29 Better Space Plan only if you want the redesign.
SAMPLE TRANSFORMATION
FREE SCORE FIRSTSame room. Better Space Plan.
75/100 free roast score → optional redesign unlock
AI mockup · shoppable links · priority actions
58/100Your score starts the conversation
1 photoYour own room stays at the center
∞Your group chat gets the evidence
Your score is free. The redesign stays optional.
The three-act rescue
We roast.
You upgrade.
No design degree. No intimidating mood board. Just a room photo, a score, a laugh, and a clear path to making it better.
Get your score + roast
Meet your Roast Score, read the funniest truth about the room, and send the verdict where it belongs: the group chat.
Unlock the redesign
Upgrade for a real plan: layout moves, a tighter visual direction, and furniture picks you can shop without starting from zero.
The honest offer
The joke is free.
The fix is ready.
Get the score and the laugh on us. When you're ready for a room that finally makes sense, unlock the practical redesign.
$29 one-time · paid redesign
The Better Space Plan
One AI redesign mockup
Budget-aware shoppable links
Design direction and priority actions
$29 one-time · no revisions
$29 one-time · no revisions. Start with the free roast, then decide. Some shopping links may earn us a commission at no extra cost to you.
Before you expose the sofa
Fair questions. Honest answers.
Your score is waiting
Give your room the mic.
Upload a photo. Get the verdict. If you upgrade, your redesign starts with the room you actually uploaded.
Roast my space